Collections:

I like to collect things. Below is a collection of cocktail forks.

But the forks are only part of another, larger collection: 

I know--hoarding symptoms--but aren't they beautiful?

Some of the utensils are from my great grandparents house.  My dad has a button hook that he uses for who knows what kind of destructive tool use and I want to steal it.  It's also from my great grandparent's house (the one where the frat-boy farm is located)